Herald Guided Review: Is Thanos Rising the Worst Thanos Comic of All Time?

This may seem over-dramatic, but Marvel Now! has a serious, festering, irredeemable dud on their hands with the first two issues of Thanos Rising.

Is this series the worst Thanos comic the universe has known? I haven’t read every Thanos story ever told, but I’m leaning towards a resounding YES.

For those who don’t know Thanos, he’s a perpetual top 3 all-time Marvel villain, ranking somewhere in the vicinity of Dr. Doom and Magneto depending on your preference and mood and feelings about Loki.

Thanos Rising #1 & #2
The promise of a Thanos solo series is buried alive under stock child villain tropes and uninventive story-telling. Huge disappointment so far.
1.2 / 5.0 stars

As I wrote in my complete Thanos reading order, he’s like the Dr. Doom of space, but even smarter, more powerful, and with better gloves.

Given this, it’s been nothing but exciting to see Thanos promised as a major player at the end of The Avengers, and to see Marvel gearing their own comics towards a Thanos-driven Infinity event later this year.

Thanos Rising Cover #1 The year of Thanos was supposed to kick off with Jason Aaron and Simone Bianchi’s Thanos Rising. The first issue cover features a vicious looking Thanos with either alien blood on his face, or a serious Apple-tini drinking problem.

It looks like a comic featuring the Marvel U’s most interesting villain, written by the gritty, tough-as-nails, critically acclaimed writer behind Wolverine, Punisher Max, & Scalped.

And it reads like Diary of a Wimpy Kid without the laughs.

Thanos Rising Plot in Brief

In retrospect, I don’t know why I didn’t see this coming, but Thanos Rising is an attempt to write the true origin of Thanos.

From birth.

And then as a child.

And then as a teen.

In essence, the first two issues of Thanos Rising have made it their sworn duty to answer the unasked, potentially unthought question: What made Thanos into the cosmic death-worshipper that he is?

Even worse, Aaron’s telling of this NEVER BEFORE SEEN ORIGIN! is loaded with every stock “bad guy origins” filler we’ve ever seen.

Born to at least one unloving, cruel parent? Check! His mom tries to kill him immediately.

Gross baby thanos

To be fair, that is one gross baby.

Has a generally difficult time at school and then suffers one immense tragedy? Check & check! The kids think he’s weird, and then his only friends get eaten by bugs!

You dirty rotten bugs

To be fair, that’s a bad way to lose your only friends.

Develops a weird, serial-killer obsession with dissecting animals? Check! Sorry botcha cave ape!

Cave Ape Dissection

To be fair… actually no, that’s not really fair to the poor cave ape.

Let’s take a moment to pause here and reflect on the apparent point of Thanos’s ape dissection.

With each incision, each sever and slice, his hands do the asking. Who am I and why am I here?

Great. So Thanos Rising is helping us understand what it was like for Thanos – the nearly all-powerful god-like entity who at one point wiped out half the Marvel Universe, and at one point ALL OF EXISTENCE – to find himself. It wasn’t bad enough that we had to see him as a dweeby kid, now we have to picture Thanos wandering around like a deleted scene from Mulan?

I’m gonna need a minute to wipe away the tears. Just a minute, honest. Ok… ok. Let’s keep going.

A Thanos Story That Didn’t Need to Be Told

Honestly, aside from the dulling boredom of the story-telling here, the bigger problems can basically be summed up in two points:

  1. Inflicting Thanos with a human origin is a desecration of the character.
  2. This origin just never needed to be told.

Aaron and Bianchi’s decision to tell the Thanos origin like he’s a common serial killer from our planet is completely perplexing. As I’ve already basically alluded to, readers and comic fans have seen a lot of bad guys over the years, and we know the tropes and cliches that affect each.

Why would this be the chosen approach for Thanos, a cosmic force, the only villain to surpass Dr. Doom in both achievement and ambition?

I think there is a place for deranged killer stories. Just look at Dexter. There are masterful versions of a comic detailing a shattered mind with no regard for human life. We don’t really need to reach beyond Alan Moore and Eddie Campbell’s From Hell to prove this.

I could even see this darker story-telling working in the Marvel Universe with another character. For example, Mr. Sinister. Here we have a deranged human. He can have human problems. Fine.

But Thanos? The Mad Titan? He doesn’t need to have human problems! That’s what makes him so cool!

Thanos smooching

Except for maybe unrequited love with maybe Lady Death. This I can deal with.

In a lot of ways, this inherently flawed approach to the character highlights one of Marvel’s fatal flaws: the insistence to give an origin to everything.

I mean I get it. I get why this sounded like a comic worth making, and I’m guessing “Thanos Origins” sells a lot better than “Hey we’re gonna try some more cool Thanos in space stories without Jim Starlin, is that cool guys?”

So while acknowledging that this is a losing battle so long as comic fans continue buying origin stories (and don’t get me wrong, I grew up idolizing origin stories), it’s a really fresh reminder that some stories just do NOT need to be told.

There was a quote from Matt Kindt in a comic book resources interview recently that I thought summed this up perfectly:

Mystery is good sometimes, and sometimes not,” said Kindt. “Boba Fett is so great because you never really knew who that guy was, but Han and Luke are better for having a back-story and less mystery about them. Even Luke, who’s pretty straightforward for a character, had a great mysterious element to his past. So unless one of the characters in ‘MIND MGMT’ gets their own solo series, I don’t think you’ll ever know everything about all of them.

If that wasn’t enough, Patton Oswalt has a great bit reflecting the same sentiment (language kiddos!).

So to a degree, Jason Aaron and Simone Bianchi were fighting a doomed battle from the start. End of the day, fans of Thanos don’t want a nerdy kid Thanos anymore than fans of Wolverine want a sniveling, sickly boy James.

Truth be told, though, I’m far more ok with the telling of Wolverine: Origins than I am so far with Thanos Rising. The devil’s in the details, and so far the details of Thanos’s upbringing that would actually be interesting – his family dynamic with his brother, and sometime Avenger, Eros, the civilization of Titan, his relationship to cosmic entities like Kronos, etc – are way underwhelming.

This is the most damning part of Thanos Rising – Even once you accept the story being told, it’s still just a terrible story.

And while Aaron and Bianchi are both comic pros who can make anything they do passable reading, final splashes like the one I’m about to reveal undermine any credibility this story ever had.

Obviously this whole thing is very spoiler-y, but the below is particularly bad, so if you haven’t read #2 jump ship now.

It’s one thing to write a bad comic. And it’s another thing to completely whiff on what makes a character special. But to then compound that with basically torture-porn of the villains own mother?

Thanos Rising


Because of course she should be wearing her finest lingerie as Thanos makes some very important strides towards self-actualization.

As shock value, this is just an embarrassing play. There’s zero emotion attached to the scene, just an eye-roll and quick reach for the newest issue of Hawkeye.

The horrible truth here, though, is that I’m going to continue buying Thanos Rising in the hopes that in the next issue Jason Aaron and Simone Bianchi will actually start telling Thanos stories.

This – whatever Thanos Rising #1 & #2 aims to be – is NOT a Thanos story. This immensely human, formulaic character is NOT Thanos! I refuse to accept this as canon, as origin, as much of anything other than a misguided lead-in to Marvel Now’s pending Infinity event.

Issue #3 offers the real test. So far this is the worst Thanos story I’ve ever read. Here’s to hoping that changes.


  1. says

    Rising isn’t great, but it’s definitely not the worst. Avengers: Celestial Quest was pretty foul, and his appearance in Thor #20-25ish was so bad it was retconned twice – once by Peter David and once by Starlin.

    • says

      Love that you had some worse attempts at Thanos ready to roll.

      Finally got around to Thor #21-#25, and although it’s definitely not a standout, I find it a lot less problematic than Thanos Rising. Can see why Starlin wanted to retcon it, though. I’d wonder how he feels about Rising.

  2. Richard says

    For someone who is just getting into comics and knows very little of the story behind Thanos, I’ve enjoyed reading “Thanos rising”. The Mad Titan,what drove him mad? This series seems to tell you in detail how he became the character you love. It doesn’t change the fact that he (in your words) becomes one of the greatest marvel villains of all time. Although, I understand what your’e saying. It’s not the character you are used to reading about, I for one enjoy the origin story. Just like I enjoy knowing how batman, spiderman, wolverine, Dr doom, and countless other marvel Characters came to be.

    • says

      Very fair point, and an interestingly different take!

      I go back and forth on my interest in origin stories. Some are important to me, and some characters (Wolverine, Thanos) I prefer shrouded in some mystery.

  3. says

    HI there,

    I have a simple question.

    First, thank for your work of putting every issue in the chronological order and giving feedbacks and reviews. You are the MVP.

    Question is:Here in Thanos rising, Sui-san is killed by Thanos, dissected in lingerie etc etc.


    But when I read one first issues over Thanos, the death of his mother was still caused by himbut only this time, she was killed by Thano’s recently stolen space-ship bombing episode.

    “With a small fleet, he dropped nuclear devices on his home world Titan, killing thousands of his people, including his mother Sui-San. Declaring himself ruler of Titan, he then set his sights on Earth.

    Which “version” is right?


    • says

      Personally, I’m going to stick to the “small fleet / nuclear devices” theory. But since Thanos Rising is more recent, I would have to think the lingerie murder is the canonical version.

      Hopefully they just erase that from all of our memories in 5 years.


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